flutterlings: the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
lets do a thing. reblog and add your city and...
New York, USA
University Place, USA
Groningen, The Netherlands
Great Falls, USA
Sarajevo, Bosnia and Herzegovina
Terneuzen, The Netherlands
Frankfurt/ Main, Germany
Enschede, The Netherlands
Doetinchem, The Netherlands
Las Vegas, USA
Our heater caught fire
isaisanisa: So we had to call the apartment repair guys They came To our Apartment. oh god
iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou: ‘All the women in Doctor Who fall in love with the Doctor’ 1. No they don’t 2. Just the women?
harrypottersmum: I wish Professor McGonagall ended all her classes by snapping her fingers, saying “McGonagone” then strutting out.
lonelywhiteasian: my dash is dead so i’m gonna liven it up with some fun, family-friendly text posts. let’s start this off, shall we? what’s brown and sticky?…. …. you guessed it…. … a stick! hahaha we’re all having fun here
superwholock-stuck: MY BUS STOPPED AT A CROSSROADS ON GABRIEL STRT AND I WAS LISTENING TO CARRY ON MY WAYWARD SON THEN I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND THERE WAS A MOTHER FUCKING 67 CHEVY IMPALA I THINK I ACCIDENTLY SUMMONED A WINCHESTER
a-study-in-butts: owlcitymordred: stagdoeandfawn: catully: brigwife: latitudeoctopus: brigwife: wait you mean you don’t use the word ‘fortnight’ in america??? Wait what? Then what do they use? they don’t have a word what do you mean they don’t have a word what kind of uncivilised people are they?? the fuck is a fortnight It’s a word for ‘two weeks’ it’s a night where the...
(I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
(I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
allthingshyper: amy-face: S C R E A M I N G
Can we take a moment to appreciate the Owl City...
When it rains outside
Facebook: 22 statuses
Twitter: 37 tweets
Instagram: 17 pictures of the sky
Tumblr: What is outside?
Avengers fandom: stop it, Thor.
Percy Jackson fandom: Zeus and Poseidon are fighting. Again.
Paramore fandom: ANd WHEN IT RAINS... ON THIS SIDE OF TOWN IT TOUCHES...EVERYTHING
Grey's Anatomy Fandom: Perfect Storm
Game of Thrones Fandom: Yes now the rains weep o'er his hall with not a soul to hear
Supernatural Fandom: At least something is falling from the sky besides Angels.
jaclcfrost: I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Know Which Character to Cosplay I Want to Cosplay but I Am Afraid of How it Will Turn Out I Want to Cosplay but I Do Not Have the Proper Funds or a Cosplay Group the trilogy
There is internet again and I shall celebrate by being online for approximately twelve more hours even though I really ought to go to bed